EASTIES (NOT VERY)UP(TO)DATE
Aargh, sorry this is so late. I’ve been hella busy at work/in the evenings and have just not had time to do this. Here’s a quick run through of the week’s “action” though

* Jim and Dot have a juvenile argument about housework (Dot is right tho) and Bradley makes Jim stop being a dick and wash up or something. Then Jim gets a phone call that NarstyNick has cancer and has moral dilemmas re whether to tell Dot about it. He decides not to but then Jojo finds out and tells her instead. Dot is cross and stomps off to visit Nick. Jim tags along at the last minute. Pls god don’t bring nick back. His acting was terrible last time.

* Poline is sour about something (you can’t really go wrong writing that every week…)

* Fit Doctor has had a job offer in Leeds. Ohs Noes – what is Drippy to do?

* Parklife flirts with Chelski’s mum about Jean de Florette. Wow, EE writers – you really have your finger on the pulse of French cinema, reeling out a film that is like 20 years old. I do not mind the new Famille Chelsea as it happens.

* Moomin, Naomi and Mmartin have yet more pointless drama that saps me of the will to live.

* Grant has a bad day and runs away in Fill’s fancy motor, the big wuss. Courtney is a brat and Babs rolls her eyes a lot. Ben is all moany and gimpy but then he confesses to Fill that actually he did batter Cute Baby Freddy! Gasp!