ETINA, GO HOME
Hmmm, there is lots of to-ing and fro-ing going on which I am not very interested in, but basically this is what happens.

Tony Bennett gets engaged to ETina – he tells her not tell Davetta just yet, so what does ETina go and do? you guessed it. Davetta is cross. Tony Bennett is cross. I am cross. Fite fite fite, bite bite bite. Etc. Etina has a chat with Davetta and tells her that she wants them to be a proper family blah blah blah. Davetta goes to make things up to Tony and finds him snogging Lamy the barmaid. Gasp! She runs off and tells ETina. ETina and Tony have a “dramatic confrontation” – Tony says that Etina is a dozy slapper who knew he was a cheatah and that she ought to just take a chill pill and calm down. ETina says he is dead inside and stomps off in the Taxi of Finality. Davetta is sad. Tony Bennett runs outside and shouts “nooooo!!!” and then someone (a Mitchell probably) pushes him over into the dirt. Sucks to be you Tony Bennet. Bye bye ETina, you were kind of pointless and won’t really be missed.

More “tension” between GADawn and Dole Scum Keef.

TriniDad runs around and tries to get motors for the car lot. He manages somehow and has a grand opening with thousands of extras showing up to watch Babs cutting the ribbon (umm, so why is she famous? – unless they have stopped pretending and are just going to have Babs playing herself from now on). He is all pleased with himself until Yolande points out that he only made £50 for the day – someone needs to acquaint themselves with the “accruals” or “matching concept” of accounting, Yolande.

Mostly it is wearying Ex-Den shenanigans. Denman is still huffing at Shazza and living in the bookies office. Shazza now hates LadyDen and keeps glaring at her and muttering “I want to scratch her eyes out”. How about less chat and more eye scratching then, missy? Denman goes to try and makes things up with sghazza bvut sees her chatting to Guh-want in the Vic and huffs off again (atually they are having a civilised chat about their tempestuous relationship and discussing kkids and barren wombs etc. As you do.) Denman and Tony Bennett team up to fite the Mitchells. Tony tells Denman to try and drive the Mitchells apart by saying saucy half truths about shazza. Denman fails because he is thick. Guh-want and Denman have many crypto-homoerotic confrontations. Rrrowwrrr. In the end, Denman, the Mitchells and Shazza all decide to team up and fight together vs LadyDen. It is like a superhero comic where two superheros meet, have a fight and then realise that it was all a terrible mistake and that they are both goodies. Only it takes all week. Sigh.

Slutty spends all week looking after Davetta and Jojo and defending Jojo from various marauding Mitchells. It's a shame Slutty is leaving as she has good actin' chemistry with JoJo. In the end joJo buckles under the pressure and admits to Denman that her alibi is all a TISSUE OF LIES. The police come around again but JoJo is too ashamed to tell the truth in front of Slutty and tells the duff alibi again.

LadyDen and her hench-Lee suspect that Shazza is turning against them. Do you reckon? Perhaps the fact that shazza keeps hissing at you and making clawing gestures tipped you off? They go round to see Tony Bennett to hurry up the sale and cunningly stand in front of a CCTV camera and say things like "Tell me again about how you killed O-Den", "Why yes, I killed him dead with my own hands!" etc. Tony sees the tape and is smug. He strings them along, taunts LadyDen sexually (creep) and then tells Lee that they can't leave when they are about to go on the lam. LadyDen and Lee are sad. And also stupid.

Billy skips around with the Mitchells going "Yes master" and snivelling and grovelling etc. Poor sad lonely Tony Bennett offers him a job and Billy says "Stick yr job!!" but then some other Mitchell tells him to take the job and be a Spy in the House of Bennett. Billy goes round to mend fences with Tony and - double gasp!!! - spots the incriminating Ladyden confession video. Dun dun dunhhhh!!!